Current temperature in my hometown: 64 degrees
Current temperature where I live: the sixth ring of Hell.
Stuff like this McQ jacket mocks me from afar. Not simply because it's almost nine hundred dollars and I would have to sell blood plasma to afford it, but because nothing, short of the reversal of global warming, could allow me to wear it before Christmas.
What with all the "back to school" shopping coming into play, I have visions of stuff like this, dancing in my head (not unlike sugarplums).
but will instead spend the next three months wearing this: